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Busty blonde chick giving deep blowjob and gets fucked on the bed

Busty blonde chick giving deep blowjob and gets fucked on the bed

Houseboat Blues

I had only been out of work for a week and already I was getting bored. And that s a bad thing for me . . . to be bored. It s how I always get into trouble.



Okay it s one of the ways I get into trouble.



So here I am back home in the mountains of Tennessee and I need something to do. It s beautiful here and very secluded. I got back into hiking the trails in Smoky Mountain National Park and I m still running and exercising. I was so glad to see my husband and my dogs I thought I d never leave again. But he s so busy this time of year with all the tourists and hikers and campers there s always some kind of crisis in the park. I was left alone again and that s not good either.



I started running with my neighbor s 17 year old son he s on the local high school cross country team. We run a 10 mile course on Saturdays and Sundays unless he has a meet. Even he s starting to look good to me.



Don t worry dear readers your favorite cat doesn t rob the cradle . . . . yet.



One day an old friend from college called me up. Hey Cat how ya doing?



Bill Randall! How are you? How s the family? Lisa ever wise up and dump you?



Bill lives in Michigan with his wife Lisa and their kids. He s a school teacher teaches composition or computers or sex ed or something I can t remember.



Still a smart-ass huh Cat? Are you ever serious?



Why should I change now Bill?



When I was in college as in high school I hung out with the guys more than the girls. I did a lot of traditional guy things. I took a bunch of physics and math courses I played sports I liked to party I could belch and fart with the best of them. There were these five guys who had been friends since high school and were now in college together. We met on the racquetball courts and I hung out with them for the next four years. It wasn t anything sexual I was one of the boys. We stayed friends until well after we graduated.



Hey Cat I m planning a reunion for the old gang. Just the six of us talk about old times get away from the boss and the family for awhile. Whadda say?



Hmm me and five guys . . . . . . . alone. Sounds like trouble. I hope Bill knows what he s getting himself into.



Sure Bill count me in. Where are we going and what are we doing?



I thought we d rent a houseboat for a few days sail around a big lake do some drinking smoke cigars play cards maybe do some fishing rent jet skis stuff like that.



Guy stuff . . . . . . cool! Sounds like fun. Um I m the only girl going right?



Well yeah I guess you are. I hadn t thought about that. Is it going to be a problem?



Not for me Bill. What about the wives? They know you re inviting me don t they?



Dead silence. I thought we d lost our connection for a minute.



Bill stammered I m thinking I might not tell Lisa you know how jealous she gets. I don t know about the rest of the gang. You think we should?



Men!



Bill what happens if you don t say anything and she finds out on her own? Doesn t that look like you re trying to hide something? You re not hiding anything are you? You want me to talk to Lisa?



Uh no that s okay Cat. I ll tell her. I promise.



Bill we re all still friends right? I m still one of the guys?



Yeah Cat.



Then there s nothing to worry about. Just some friends getting together for a reunion. Tell Lisa you ll call her every day and I ll make sure that you do. Okay?



Hey! That s a great idea! I ll tell the other guys to do the same thing.



Boys are a lot of fun to play with but they need training and discipline in order to make them acceptable for public display. I do love them though!



Bill made all the arrangements and the rest of us sent him money. We split it six ways. We were going to rent a houseboat on Dale Hollow Lake in Kentucky for 6 days. I couldn t wait! Finally something fun to do. My husband was okay with it especially after I invited him to drive up and meet us for dinner at one of the marinas on the lake. It would only have been a two hour drive from our house. He declined but told me to have a good time.



And behave yourself Cat.



People keep saying that to me lately. Is my reputation that bad? Would I tease five guys I ve been friends with for 25 years five guys I will be alone with on a houseboat in the middle of a secluded lake in the heart of rural Kentucky?



Hey! Don t answer that! That was a rhetorical question!



I shouldn t even have to say it: You betcha!



I figured I d be in a bathing suit for most of the six days so I went out and bought a new two piece. The top was two scraps of material with strings attached and the bottom was an itty bitty thong. My nipples and Miss Kitty would be covered but that s about it. I also bought some short shorts a tube top and some bare midriff tees.



I also packed my usual sleepwear: boxsies and racer back tank tops from Victoria s Secret. I only packed one pair of jeans I figured we wouldn t be going anywhere fancy maybe to a marina restaurant at most.



The day finally arrived for me to drive up to the lake to meet the boys. I hadn t seen them in about three years the last time was for a funeral someone s relative had died suddenly. I really was looking forward to having some fun and sharing memories. These guys were like brothers to me and they ve always treated me like a kid sister. And as some of you out there know I have always been very good to my brothers!



When I arrived at the marina I checked in at the office and was escorted to the houseboat. At 74 feet long and 20 feet wide it was huge. Bill got the top of the line. There were six bedrooms all with queen beds and two bathrooms but only one had a shower. I had to share one shower with five guys? Oh well it was only for a few days. Bill and Rich were already on the boat the rest of the gang was nowhere to be seen.



Bill came out to greet me first. Wow Cat you look great!



I was wearing my new tube top and white short shorts my water sandals and a straw sun hat. Bill had on a loose pair of multi-colored swim trunks and no shirt.



Bill how are you? Hey you ve been working out. Look at those biceps!



Thanks Cat I lift weights every now and then. I still need to lose 30 pounds though.



Aw you look great Bill!



Bill said since I was the only girl I could pick my room first. There were three on the main deck and three on the upper deck. The bathrooms were on the main deck but I chose one of the upper berths. I liked the view out the window. I unpacked my things which wasn t much and headed out to the galley to see what we had to drink.



Bill and Rich were drinking Coors Lite my favorite beer.



Rich said Hey Cat wow you look great! What do you want to drink?



Rich Maxwell lives in Philly with his wife and three kids. He is a quality assurance manager for an auto dealership. I love the man dearly he s a great guy probably my favorite actually.



Aw thanks! I ll have one of those silver bullets you re drinking.



One-by-one the other three guys showed up and greetings were made all around. The guys shook hands with each other I got kissed on the lips by everybody. Go figure.



We shoved off and cruised around the lake a bit checking out various spots to anchor for the night. We stopped a few times to swim and cool off. The water was perfect not too cold not too warm and clean! I had changed into my bathing suit and soon realized the top was probably a size too small for my 36 D s. It nearly came right off a couple of times when I dove into the water from the deck of the boat.



For lunch someone had thoughtfully brought some sub sandwiches from a hometown deli. We docked in a cove broke out the sandwiches and beer and had our first meal together.



Neil said So Cat how s outer space these days? Met any Martians yet?



Outer space is still a big empty vacuum just like the space between your ears. That got a chuckle from the others. Neil s an attorney in Atlanta and he has a great body not an ounce of fat. He s big into cycling and competes regularly in races. He s the best looking of the bunch. He and his wife Betty have two boys nice kids. I totally adore Neil.



We talked and laughed and had a great time. I was in heaven surrounded by five guys I loved the only woman alone with them for six days the center of their attention. It doesn t get much better than that for me.



That evening as we coasted into a quiet secluded cove I put my homemade pasta sauce on the stove to heat up then filled another pot with water and got it going for the noodles. I decided to take a shower and then change into dry clothes. I retrieved a half tee and cotton short shorts from my room some shampoo and headed for the bathroom. Just as I opened the door and stepped in I realized someone else was already in there.



Neil was in the shower stall clearly visible behind the glass door. He had his right hand wrapped tightly around an impressive hard-on and was obviously practicing his chicken choking techniques. If my husband had a dick as long and as wide around as the truncheon I was looking at now he wouldn t have time to jerk off because I d be all over him day and night. And like they say at American Express I d never leave home without it.



Oops sorry Neil knock knock.



Neil turned away and brought both hands to his head as if he were washing his hair. I couldn t see his boner anymore.



Oh hi Cat I ll be done in a sec.



We had all agreed earlier it would be nearly impossible to have any privacy here with the six of us sharing two bathrooms and one shower. Since I was the only girl the boys wanted to know what I thought we should do.



Look guys you know I m not shy and I don t need too much privacy. As long as you can handle it in a mature manner I m going to dress and undress shower and pee whenever the need arises. Just pretend I m your sister.



There was a collective sigh of relief as if they had been agonizing over this for quite awhile. Obviously they agreed with me and I m sure they were happy I made the decision they were hoping for anyway.



I told Neil Oh that s okay I m just enjoying the show. Cute butt by the way.



Still facing away from me Neil responded We probably ought to double up on the showers you know to conserve water.



With soap all over his face Neil didn t see me walk over to the shower. I took off my bathing suit opened the shower door and stepped in. I don t think Neil was expecting me to call his bluff.



Uh hey Cat what re you doing?



How long have you and Betty been married Neil?



Uh I don t know 20 years I guess.



Hmm no wonder you don t know what I m doing. We re conserving water remember? Give me the soap I ll do your back.



I picked up a wash cloth from the towel bar moistened it with shower water and then rubbed the bar of soap into it. Once I had a good lather I started at Neil s shoulders scrubbing his back all the way down to his butt. I started soaping up his ass running the wash cloth up and down his crack. Neil had his butt cheeks clenched tighter than a crab s ass and that s water tight! Mental note Neil s not into anal. Squatting down I went up and down first one leg then the other.



Turn around I need to do the front of your legs.



Probably not realizing I was crouching down with my head level with his waist Neil abruptly turned to face me. He was still sporting a rather large hard on and as he turned his dick whipped around and smacked me right in the face!



Ow!



Oh jeez Cat I m sorry! I didn t know you were down there!



Still squatting with my nose less than 4 centimeters from his hard cock I rubbed my cheek like it still hurt.



Damn Neil what s that thing made of concrete?



At this distance I didn t even need my glasses to see I was right about Neil s cock just the right length and very wide. His balls hung down as if they were filled with a viscous fluid. (Duh!) Neil doesn t shave his balls but he must trim them. His pubic hair was thin and close cropped. Getting tired from squatting I got down on my knees reached up and grabbed his prick with my right hand.



Nice package you got here Neil. I thought I saw you spanking the monkey when I first came in.



Sorry Cat I m kinda horny. I don t get much at home and you looked pretty sexy in that skimpy bathing suit you had on before.



If I was your wife you d be too drained to jerk off. Well you re not going back out there with a loaded gun let s see what we can do about it.



Uh you know Cat you don t have to do that if you don t want to. I could finish myself.



Slowly pumping his shaft with my hand I said Look Neil I d be happy to do this for you. But we ve all been good friends for a long time and I don t want to ruin that. I d like to take care of this but I don t want to announce it to the others okay? If we can agree to keep this just between you and me I d like to finish what I started.



Of course Cat I won t say anything to anyone I swear on my life.



That s good enough for me.



I had been gradually pumping his tube faster now I tilted the tip towards my mouth and placed it to my lips. Still jerking him with my hand I lowered my mouth onto his cock sliding it deeper and deeper down my throat. Soon I was massaging his balls with my hand and bobbing my head up and down on his shaft. I could feel my own juices beginning to flow my pussy was tingling with excitement. I lowered my other hand down to my twat and started frigging myself.



Neil was moaning with pleasure and he had placed both of his hands on the back of my head lightly holding my face close to his crotch. I could feel his balls starting to swell getting ready to unload. But I was so horny now unable to get myself off with just my fingers. I needed something longer and thicker.



Pulling his cock out of my mouth I looked up into his eyes and smiled licking the outside of his pole.



Mmmm damn Cat don t stop now.



I need a good fucking Neil how about I give you an IOU for the blowjob?



Oh well I think I can accommodate you. But I still want that blowjob later.



You know I keep my promises. And just think Atlanta s not that far from Gatlinburg. Now let s get this hickory stick inside me.



I stood up turned and faced the wall placing the palms of my hands on the wall. Leaning forward I spread my legs wide and looked back over my shoulder at Neil and gave him a wink.



Neil stood behind me placing the head of his prick against my ass. He stuck two fingers in my cunt and pumped them in and out. I was already soaking wet and not just from the shower water. Removing his fingers Neil guided his cock to the entrance of my pussy. I shoved my hips backwards impaling myself on his manhood. Neil didn t waste any time and began fucking me hard and fast just the way I like it.



Mmmmmm goddamn Neil that feels good. Fuck me!



Jeez Cat you re as tight as a 20 year old. Fuck yeah!



I didn t ask how he knew what a 20 year felt like. Holding my hips Neil was thrusting as hard as he could. My pussy felt soooo good he was hitting all the right spots and my orgasm came quickly.



I knew Neil would cum pretty soon he was ready to pop a few minutes ago when he was tickling my tonsils. Sure enough his cock grew even larger inside me and I felt the first shot of jism then a seemingly endless series of short hard spurts. When they finally stopped Neil slowly eased his cock out of my pussy. I turned around to face him and standing on my tiptoes kissed him passionately on the mouth. Neil was always my favorite.



Holding his still semi-hard cock in my hand I leaned down and gobbled his meat back into my mouth. I sucked all of our combined goo off the entire shaft and then I grabbed the bar of soap and lathered it all over his dick and balls. Staring warmly into his eyes I said Now remember not a word to the others. Promise?



I keep my promises too Cat. Don t worry it s our little secret. Hey how come we never did this before?



Because you never asked silly.



After getting Neil s equipment nice and squeaky clean I started to wash out my own cream filled kitty sticking three fingers way in there. You know just to make sure I got everything out. Neil offered to help but I figured we d end up filling it back up again so I told him maybe later and suggested he get dried off and dressed before the others noticed we were both missing.



After Neil stepped out of the shower and dried off he put on some shorts and a shirt and then snuck out. I finished washing my hair and the rest of my body then dried off also. I put on a half shirt and shorts and then I went back out to the galley and saw the water for the pasta was boiling.



Stan was just standing there staring at it so I said Stan make yourself useful. Stick it in for me.



Stan turned around and stared at me with a funny look on his face. Like I just told him he won the lottery but he couldn t remember what he did with his ticket. He was staring right at my boobs and then his eyes wandered down to my crotch.



Stan? Are you going to put it in or not?



Uh put what in Cat?



Oh these guys I do love them so!



Let s start with putting the pasta into the pot of boiling water and then we ll go from there.



Stan came out of his fog and put the noodles in the water. I m convinced all men are prone to seizures.



Oh be a sweetie and stir the sauce too? Good boy love ya!



After we ate the guys all complimented me on my cooking then they went to work cleaning up and putting everything away. I got to go out on the deck with my wine and sit in the lounge chair. By now the sun had set the crickets and frogs were performing their nightly concert and all the stars were out. It was a warm pleasant evening and I was feeling the effects of the day s activities the sun the alcohol and the meal we just ate.



Hey Cat! You re not sleeping are you? Getting too old to party?



Chuck came out on the deck and found me dozing in the chair. It had probably only been a few minutes but it seemed like hours. I felt really good and noticed my nipples poking out through the thin material of the tee shirt. I also felt a familiar tingling in my nether region. Boy I must really be enjoying this I thought to myself.



No I m not sleeping just relaxed.



Well here s more wine. Mind if I relax with you?



Are you trying to get me drunk? And yes of course you can relax with me. That s what we re here for.



Following Chuck out the door Rich said Yes we are trying to get you drunk as a matter of fact is that okay?



As long as you get drunk with me.



We talked and laughed some more but soon everyone was starting to get heavy eyelids. It was nearly midnight anyway and we had several more days of sun and fun to get ready for so by group consensus we decided to get some sleep. I got kissed goodnight full on the mouth by five sets of lips.



Arriving at my room I pulled off my tee shirt and shorts and retrieved my sleepwear from the dresser. Just as I slipped my boxers on I heard someone in the doorway clearing their throat.



Speaking sotto voce Stan said Oops sorry Cat I didn t know you were changing.



Now Stan Johnson is a neat guy he s a computer programmer for the town of Columbia TN. He has also been a volunteer fireman and a reserve police officer and he helps run a vintage train tour between a couple of small towns in Middle Tennessee. And he loves to chat and flirt with women on the internet so I gave him my email address. He s currently divorced. He s my favorite of the bunch.



Whispering back I said That s okay want to help me fluff my chest pillows?

Uh what pillows?



I turned to face him still topless.



These cupping my rather prodigious melons with my hands.



Oh sure. Heck yeah!



Shhhh! Keep your voice down I don t want everyone thinking we re horsing around in here.



Keeping his voice lowered Stan said Are we going to be horsing around in here?



Nooooo I ask everyone to fluff my boobies before going to bed at night. Will you please kiss me?



Stan walked over to me and planted a deep wet kiss on my mouth placing a hand on each of my tits. He started kneading and squeezing them which I love. Lowering his head to my chest he put his lips on one nipple gently sucking it into his mouth. I like that even more.



Before we go any further I want you to promise me something. We ve all been friends for a long time and I want it to stay that way. Sex could ruin things makes people jealous sometimes. I d rather be friends with you guys forever rather than lose you all for one night of sex. Promise you won t ever breathe a word of this to the other guys or to anyone for that matter. Swear it.



Stan looked at me with the most adoring gaze.



Cat I d prefer to be your friend forever rather than spend a marathon week of sex with you. Yes I promise not to say anything to anyone. And I admire you for thinking of friendship first. You are a remarkable woman. How come we didn t hook up in college?



Because you never asked silly.



In a more serious tone Stan whispered I can t believe none of us ever asked you out on a date. You are certainly the best thing that has ever come my way and knowing the others I m sure the same applies to them.



I know I am I said humbly. I suppose it wasn t meant to be. Well you and I are here now.



No I mean it Cat I wish you were single I d ask you to marry me right now.



Sooooo good judgment isn t Stan s strong point but he s a nice guy . . . . . and he was a fireman once! How could you not love a fireman?



Look Stan I think you re the best and right now I have a serious yearning in my loins for you but I m pretty sure you re just in lust with me. It happens to men all the time when they get close to me. It s a curse I have to live with. Humility is definitely my strong point.



Stan chuckled Always with the jokes eh Cat?



That s me funny Cat. Now I would like a good pussy licking if you don t mind. I swear I will spontaneously combust if I don t get off in the next 10 minutes. Don t make me take care of this myself.



Ten minutes? That s all the time I have? What about me?



I will give you a blowjob you won t soon forget. I will suck your balls dry and swallow every drop and if your cock doesn t shrivel away by then I will clean and polish it with my mouth and tongue until its nice and smooth and shiny.



But I want to make love Cat. I want to feel my dick inside of you.



No way it ll be too noisy these beds are real squeaky. Just oral for now I ll give you an IOU for intercourse at a later date.



C mon Cat I ll be quiet.



Tick tock tick tock tick tock.



Ok ok you win Cat.



Smiling in the glow of victory I sat back on the bed and pulled my boxers back off. Then I scrunched backwards and lay down on my back with my knees up and my legs spread wide. Giving Stan my famous Cheshire Cat smile I winked and then crooked my index finger indicating he should come closer. After removing his shorts Stan climbed onto the bed and crawled towards me. I patted Miss Kitty as if Stan needed to be shown where she s lurking.



Stan grabbed a pillow and thoughtfully placed it under my butt raising my crotch higher. He then lay between my legs bringing his face within millimeters of my honeypot. He began by running his tongue all around the outer lips over the top then way down below lightly crossing my anus.



You sure you re qualified to clean and polish hardwood floors? I asked him.



I had shaved everything off as smooth as the day I was born and was keeping it that way mostly because the bathing suit I bought left me no other choice. Otherwise I would have pubic hairs sticking out on all sides of the material like a French woman which I find repulsive.



Looking up briefly from his task of love his face already dotted with Cat moisturizer Stan said I have my official cunnilingus club membership card in my wallet which is in my room. Want me to go get it?



Grabbing the back of his head with both of my hands pulling his face back towards my sex I said Go ahead but the tongue stays. I have some scissors in the night stand you re choice.



Chuckling quietly Stan allowed me to mash his face back into Miss Kitty. I decided to keep my hands on his head in case he tried to escape. He went at my cunt in earnest now digging deep inside me with his tongue using his mouth to apply suction to the labia. He found my clitty and began nibbling at it with his front teeth then sucking on it like it was a tiny straw. I guess he wanted some Cat juice so with a strong climax I accommodated him sending a stream of the grade A stuff into his mouth. He drank it down like a man dehydrated for weeks and continued to tongue bathe me afterwards.



I was satisfied I had a great orgasm and we hardly made any noise. Stan looked up at me from between my legs his face coated with my fluids. He was grinning from ear to ear like he just won a trip to paradise.



That was the best tongue lashing I ve had in a long time thanks Stan. Your turn now big boy.



Stan eagerly raised himself up onto his knees in front of me and with his hands on his hips said How would you like me to serve you?



His cock was pointing straight at me looking delicious. Stan shaves his crotch making his balls look really big.



Let s try something I read in a story once. Want to face fuck me?



Sure was Stan s obvious reply.



I laid down diagonally across the bed on my back with my head hanging over the edge at one corner of the foot of the bed. I motioned for Stan to stand in front of me straddling my head. The bed was exactly the right height for his dick to be level with my face. I grabbed the backs of Stan s thighs pulling him closer until his cock was resting on my forehead.



If it s not too much trouble would you mind guiding your sausage into my gullet please? That s a good boy. Oh and feel free to play with my boobies while I m busy down here.



Stan grabbed his prick and placed the tip on my lips. I opened wide and wrapped my mouth around the helmet and started to suck him in. Stan got the idea and slowly began moving his hips forward. As his cock slid into my mouth I took a deep breath and relaxed my throat muscles preparing for a good stretching. Still easing forward Stan seemed hesitant as if he were afraid he was going to choke me. So I helped to convince him what I wanted and pulled his thighs towards me until his knees were up against the mattress and his legs were keeping my ears warm. This pushed the tip of his cock down into my throat well passed my tonsils his balls resting comfortably on the bridge of my nose.



Still moving too slowly for me I brought my hands around to the front and simulating a piston I rapidly shoved two fingers from one hand in and out of the closed fist of my other hand. Fuck me I was gesturing.



Stan got it. He started his own version of a piston fucking my throat with his tool. I guess his experience with railroads finally paid off because if he were a train we would have crossed the country from coast to coast. Fortunately I do not have a strong gag reflex and as a distance runner I have great lung capacity and can hold my breath for long periods of time. He was fucking my face like a madman and I knew the end was near.



With one final thrust which caused his dick feel like it was in my abdomen Stan shot a load of spunk that filled me almost to capacity. I didn t even have to swallow it just shot right down my esophagus. Stan finally finished dumping his load and as he eased his cock out I kept suction on it making sure I got all of his juice.



Damn Cat you read about that? What else have you read?



Sitting back up and wiping my mouth with the back of my hand I said Oh lots of stuff.



I wasn t sure if Stan would do it but when I stretched up to kiss him Stan shot his tongue into my mouth and swirled it around just like he did to my pussy. Note to self: Stan likes to taste his own cum.



We said our quiet goodnights and I collapsed back into bed falling asleep almost immediately not even bothering to put my sleepwear back on.



When I awoke the next morning I slipped my tank top and boxers on and walked to the showerless bathroom. I had to wash my face and rinse out my mouth I didn t want anyone smelling sperm breath on me. The guys were all up and drinking coffee eating a light breakfast. Neil and Stan kept looking at me and smiling a lot. They re both so cute. Getting a cup of coffee for myself I asked what was on the agenda.



We thought we d motor over to a marina and rent a couple of jet skis.



Sounds like fun I want my own I replied.



Chuck said Aw c mon Cat I thought maybe you and I could share one. You could sit behind me and wrap your arms around me and hold on. By the way nice jammies.



Chuck is a cool guy. After college Chuck went into the Air Force as an officer and eventually found himself in counter-intelligence. I always figured the KGB or some other foreign spy agency would be after him for stealing their secrets. He makes fun of me for having nothing more than top secret clearance. Chuck now lives in Colorado Springs with his family where he owns a real estate business.



Thanks Chuck but I want my own jet ski. We ll take turns okay?



You sure you can handle it by yourself?



Having been born under the astrological sign of Leo pride and a pathologically competitive spirit are traits I possess in vast quantities. Cat is not just a nickname it s an appropriate label for my personality.



I gave Chuck my best feline predator stare you know the one where a cute little kitty cat will remain completely immobile staring endlessly at its next victim just before pouncing on it eventually tearing it to shreds. That one.



The other four guys were staring silently at the two of us waiting to see what would happen next.



What about you Chuck? You re looking kind of old and frail you sure your pacemaker can handle a jet ski?



I don t have a pacemaker and you re only like five feet tall you re not big enough to handle a jet ski by yourself.



The silent foursome unconsciously took two steps backwards.



Maybe you re right Chuck guys with small dicks need something to help them overcome feelings of inadequacy. I guess the jet ski is just an extension of your penis.



Or maybe the feelings of inadequacy come from wishing you had a penis.



Its go time!



Chuck was lying on a lounge chair during this entire exchange. I leaped up from the chair I was sitting in and launched myself at him. I landed on his stomach straddling his torso knocking the wind out of him. With my legs spread wide my boxers separated at the crotch revealing some pussy meat. Chuck got a good view even though he couldn t breathe yet.



Hey Chuck ever seen that movie with Harrison Ford the Indiana Jones movie where the bad guy reaches into some poor slob s chest and pulls out his live beating heart? Let s see how strong your heart looks.



With that said I raised my right arm way up pointing my open palm at Chuck s chest as if I m about to plunge my hand into it. Meet Mrs. Indiana Jones!



Instead of ripping his heart out I brought my face down close to his and said Asshole.



Bitch he shot right back.



So I did the next most logical thing. I kissed him a deep wet tongue-to-tonsil French kiss. I mashed my breasts into his chest I ground my crotch into his stomach. I sucked face with Chuck for a good two minutes before I decided to let him breathe again. Then I smiled and he laughed and it was all good. Chuck was always my favorite.



When I stood up I turned to face the others.



Rich blurted out Um you know Cat I uh I think you re um a bitch too you know.



Yeah me too you bitch you! added Stan.



Then they both lay down on lounge chairs and puckered their lips waiting for me to try and rip their hearts out. I doubled over in pain laughing so much. I love these guys!



We hauled in the anchor and cruised toward the nearest marina. Bill was the official captain of the boat and he was doing a fine job. He docked perfectly and the other four guys disembarked in search of jet skis. Bill and I stayed with the boat. Three of them would ride the jet skis out into the lake the extra person would get back on the boat and we d cruise back into open water and then anchor again.



Normally I m not an evil person. When someone rubs my fur the wrong way I will sometimes have evil thoughts but I don t usually act on them. Bill went down to use the head leaving me all alone in the wheelhouse. As an engineer I have learned over the years to observe closely and quite often I am capable of duplicating a series of mechanical operations just from memory. Operating a houseboat is nothing like operating a shuttle simulator not even close.



Let s see I thought to myself four guys on shore getting ready to rent three jet skis. Boat captain moving his bowels temporarily incapacitated. Evil Catwoman all alone with controls to boat. Sounds like a recipe for revenge or disaster. I signaled to the dock hand to untie the bow and stern lines I cranked up the engine put it in gear and off we went just me and poopdeck Bill.



There was a secluded cove right near the marina which I figured I could get the houseboat into before anyone saw us. I looked back and did not see the guys yet. I heard a muffled Bill yelling something from below. Just before he came up to the control room I managed to slip the boat behind a bluff obscuring it from searching eyes at the marina.



Jeez Cat what are you doing? Where s everyone else?



Hi Bill I guess they re still back at the marina. I wanted to see how hard it is to operate this thing. Not bad huh?



Damn Cat I m the captain I m responsible for the boat.



Oh c mon Bill its not rocket science. Look you re boat is nice and safe and sound. Isn t this a nice cove? Very secluded don t you think?



Well yeah I guess it is. Not a bad job actually I didn t know you knew how to operate a boat.



I don t this is my first time.



Bill looked at me like I just told him I was from Venus.



He said We better go back and get the others. I ll drive.



I m sorry I didn t mean to scare you. Let me make it up to you.



What? How?



Somehow my bikini top just popped right off. Bill stared at my bare tits looking mighty hungry. Got milk?



Well I m stuck on a houseboat with five really cute guys for a week and I don t think Miss Kitty is too happy about being left all alone. Care to help me out here?



Bill just shook his head in the affirmative. I took him by the hand and led him to my room. I dropped my thong on the floor and crawled onto the bed on my hands and knees. He was staring right at Miss Kitty and she was already drooling with pussy juice.



Bill the guys will find us eventually I suggest you hurry. Oh and one more thing not a word to anyone okay? You guys are like family to me and I don t want any hurt feelings. They find out we did the wild thing someone might get cranky. I want us all to remain friends okay? So promise me you won t tell.



Dropping his bathing suit on the floor Bill said Cat you are the best! If I thought this would ruin our friendship I would stop right now. And I will never tell the others no way. I swear to god!



Good enough for me. Now climb aboard please this ride is about to start. Please hold on tight we don t want anyone falling off. And please insert your safety bar into one of the holes in front of you. Thank you and have fun.



Bill walked on his knees toward my waiting butt his erection bobbing wildly. I almost laughed it was rather comical. He had a beautiful cock nice and straight and hard and penis-like. He didn t waste any time plunging directly into my cunt. I was so wet there was little resistance. Bill grabbed my hips obediently following the safety instructions and pumped in and out. It felt soooo good I love to fuck. I pulled a pillow close and laid my head down on it. His dick was hitting my clit on each stroke in and out and I had an orgasm in less than 2 minutes.



Damn Cat are you horny or what?



Shut up and fuck me harder.



Bill smiled with an evil grin pulling his cock out of my pussy.



Hey!



All of a sudden I felt pressure at my anus. With a slow steady motion Bill pushed his slippery wet cock right into my rectum. He left it in for a minute waiting to see if I d object.



You asleep back there? That feels really really good please continue. By the way I was a bad girl for stealing the boat don t you think?



Bill began fucking my ass pumping slowly in and out driving his cock in as far as it would go. I felt filled to overflowing and it was the best. I began fingering my pussy pistoning my own fingers into my twat pinching Miss Clitty just for good measure.



I was about to remind Bill of how bad I was when I felt that familiar hot stinging sensation on my butt cheek. Smack!! Oh yeah nothing like a good spanking.



I think I was exceptionally bad today don t you?



Smack!! The other cheek got it that time. Then about every 15 seconds or so Bill spanked first one cheek then the other. At the same time he continued to butt fuck me his hips going faster now. My ass was on fire inside and out and I loved it. I was pinching my clit like crazy and I had a second orgasm.



I didn t think Bill could last much longer and he didn t disappoint me. It felt like his prick grew double in size and then he shot his load filling my colon. When he was able to pull out I heard an audible pop and then his semen star